Wow it's really bitter cold outside, especially for early December. Unfortunately, the weather on the East Coast is about to get considerably worse this weekend. Remember last year when everyone was complaining that it was too hot for the Holidays. Too hot?? Were they serious? It my world it's never too hot for the Holidays unless it's 90 degrees and I am dancing poolside with Thin Mint in Bluefields Bay, Jamaica. But that's a different kind of hot, now isn't it? Smokin' hot of course.
What could be better than chillin' underneath an Almond tree on December 25th, especially with an Ultimate Mudslide or two in hand? And don't forget those tantalizing tropical breezes! There is no greater Guilty Pleasure anywhere than being at these amazing Villas in Jamaica for Christmas and New Years. The Moncure Family and their staff can anticipate all of your Guilty Pleasures. Their six pristine properties provide world class service and hospitality. The delicious food at each Villa is a five star dining experience. Renting a Villa from the Moncure's is very similar to an opulent stay at the Ritz Carlton, but it's much more private and Guiltorious. Honeymooners should take notice of the Cottonwood Cottage. It's the perfect location for a very luxurious, active and romantic week in the Caribbean. After 24 years, it's time to plan our return trip.
Remarking that it was too warm in December was last year's bellyache. This year it's the other side of coin in the City of Brotherly Love and we need to be proactive. So lets light the fireplace on Pine Street, pass the steaming hot cocoa in Berwyn and share the Dancing Bear blanket in Trooper. Mercy me, we still have over three months to Springtime.
We definitely both need a vacation intervention by the Lords of Guilt. Now wouldn't that be miraculous!!!