Wednesday, February 3, 2010

On Planet Guilty, you must embrace "Slippa" sanity and settling down easy.

The Maturation process has so many wonderful surprises in store for us. From the ear wax of the Titans to eyesight slightly north of Ray Charles Blvd. to a sloth-like metabolism rate, crossing the 50 marker is not like Crossing Delancey. (Besides Amy Irving couldn't hold a candle to Thin Mint.)It's more like changing uniforms, but staying on the same team.

You're the same player, you just look a little more evolved. This is the moment in time when your character and soul really outshine your physical appearence to the world.

The more positive your persona, the better you look. The more generous you are with your time and resources, the more you will radiate. The more you glow, the more you appreciate that you MUST make the time to savor those individual Guilty Pleasures. It's one of the best ways to stay positive and vibrant.

This is a non-negotiable point on Planet Guilty. Remember, you must stringently adhere to the now-famous ReLounging Doctrine first disclosed in a groundbreaking posting on the GPC blog last October. This little known lifestyle policy was reportedly negotiated by Presidents Reagan and Gorbachev at their 1986 summit conference in Reykjavik, Iceland.

The Guilturious rewards are always immediate and your personal satisfaction will be remarkable. On this snowy winter morning, my sweet little indulgence is hanging with Otis and sipping minted hot cocoa in the dark wearing my favorite fuzzy woolen "slippas."

It's one of my secrets to keeping sane and settling down easy.