Monday, December 28, 2009

Chocolate

Today, December 28th is National Chocolate Day. Is there truly a better Guilty Pleasure? Whether it be thick, rich, delicious hot chocolate, chocolate bunnies at Easter, chocolate coins over Hanukkah, hearts on Valentines, or Hershey's anytime of the year, we all have a particular favorite. The word "chocolate" has a Spanish origin from the Aztec Xocolat.

The leading producer of cocoa is Africa. The history of chocolate is rich and long with evidence that it was a luxury and feast of royalty as far back as 1400 B.C.

Whether its dark, milk or white, there is a chocolate for each of us. The rating on chocolate is based on the percentage of cocoa with the best dark chocolates being at least 70% , milk chocolates up to 50%, and white chocolate about 33%. In 2007, The Chocolate Manufacturers Association lobbied the FDA to change the legal definition of chocolate and thus allow a lesser quality product to be produced. As a result, many mass-produced candies and chocolate contain as little as 7% cocoa.

A quality chocolate is certainly a Guilty Pleasure. My personal choices are the rich, white Hot Chocolate at Provence Catering, the dark Hot Chocolate at Old City Coffee and Robert Bennett's chocolate from American Harvest and Classic Cakes!

Chocolate is said to produce the same wonderful feelings as being in love or smitten with romance. In my opinion, there is no bad time for chocolate and any celebration with chocolate is a good celebration.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Holiday filled with Guilty Pleasures


One of my favorite holiday guilty pleasures is having hors d’oeuvres with my family on Christmas Eve. This tradition has been in our family for almost 30 years and I can’t imagine anything better. During the evening hours, we stand around the kitchen island stuffing our mouths with food and laughing over stupid jokes. No formal, sit-down dinner. No expensive china. No awkward silences. Only fun.

We have a few hors d’oeuvres that I start looking forward to in October like Bacon and Tomato Cups and 7 Layer Taco Dip. Yum! Here is a full list of the hors d’oeuvres my family whips up for the holiday: Veggie Platter and Delicious Dip, Creamy Crab Dip, Homemade Pigs in a blanket, Slow Cooked Buffalo Wings, Swedish Meatballs, Best Ever Spinach Dip, Classic Cheese Ball, Veggie Pizza, and Shrimp Cocktail. My favorite is Sausage and Cheddar on Rye. The spicy sausage has just enough kick to make you want more. Mix in the cheddar and you have a rich and creamy blend of perfectness. Mini rye bread squares complete the delicious Christmas package.

Hors d’oeuvres on Christmas Eve are definitely one of my guilty pleasures! Can’t wait to enjoy them!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

When you're Guilty, the record December Snowfall leads to a "House of Happy"

As the largest December snowfall in Philadelphia since 1909 brings the entire mid-Altantic region to a standstill, members of the Guilty Pleasures Club have seized upon the fury of Mother Nature to begin the 12 Nights of Holiday Guilt a few days earlier.

A true Guilty historian knows that many great Guilty Pleasures have been borne out of successfully coping with extreme weather conditions. The Great Blizzard of 1995 was inspiration for the famed "House of Happy" and the feeling of contentment that follows. This sense of wintertime fulfillment was reportedly the motivation behind the highly-acclaimed episode of the Sopranos where Paulie and Christopher are desparately running through the snowy forests of the Jersey Pinelands. We've all been lost and famished in the snow.

Here's how Happy happened and the remarkable relounging results were quite by accident:

Before heading to the streets to recover my aging Audi, I put a tray full of marinated Turkey Drumsticks and thighs into our oven to slowwwwwww cook. Preparing dinner at daybreak seemed like the perfect way to start the day. Dark turkey meat has always been one of my all-time Guilty Pleasures. From the Thanksgiving drumstick to my award winning dark meat turkey salad to tender cheeks, the moist and flavorful is constantly calling my name.

Shoveling out of the snow in Blizzard conditions was a painful and grueling experience. The strain of digging out from sixty inches of snow led to shear exhaustion and an urgent need for Guiltorious rejuvenation. After two hours of FEMA-like duties, I trudged through the snow and crawled up the stairs to our loft apartment looking for a miracle.

Then Happy happened! Upon entering into our toasty abode, I was overcome by the incredibly delicious aroma of a slow-cooked Gobbler. Since I had forgotten about my bird in the oven, the enticing smell of the roasted turkey really made me smile. My entire disposition and energy level changed. Suddenly I felt happy. The house smelled happy. As you know, scrumptuous food aromas have that magical uplifting power. The anticipation of devouring a mammoth drumstick made me the Guilty creator of the "House of Happy."

Monday, December 14, 2009

Eagles Game Day grazing is the Guilty Way...

Game Day Guilty Pleasures abound as the NFL season winds down. From Crab Rangoon to Michael's Franks to Almond Brie tartlettes, we go bite size when the importance of the game goes Max size. Being able to enjoy a little something, something from a varied selection of appetizers is a Guiltorious approach to football dining.

With Philadelphia's beloved Eagles solidifying their hold on first place, the positioning for the playoffs have begun to take shape. This is the year that the Birds quiet their critics and win the Super Bowl. The Game Day spread needs to match the passion of the fans. From Chevre Cheese stuffed French Toast, buttermilk biscuits and a freshly baked Spiral Ham for breakfast to Kowaloneks' fresh Kielbasa and Juniper Berry Sauerkraut for a pre-game lunch, our team sets the table for success.

You have to pace yourself on Guilty Street. Stuffing yourself is frowned upon while grazing throughout the day is the Guilty Way.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dirty Water Dogs are a lifelong Guilty Pleasure

Somehow it always happens. An 11 am meeting runs late, a conference call is never ending or morning traffic is snarled. My noon time schedule is always in a state of flux. The healthy lunch in Chinatown is postponed. The field trip to the Wegman's Food Court is tabled and the fresh rolled sushi is now on hold.

Trapped between lunchtime hunger in University City and our next VIP event on the 57th Floor of Two Liberty Place, I am at the mercy of urban street cuisine.

Do I dare do Chinese food from a truck? Pass on the Bok Choy.

Do I have a Fish Taco from Fiesta Jamal? Someone please Dial 911. I am being attacked by Culture Shock.

Do I tempt fate and have a so-called Philadelphia Cheesesteak from a grisly griddle on 38th St? Seems like a big risk to me, Mortimer.

Then, around the corner, I spy salvation. A hot dog cart is just a dart's throw away and Dirty Water Dogs are best enjoyed in threes. Slow-cooked in oil-dotted water that could be over two day's old, these all-beef hot dogs are a true urban delicacy. I like my boiled dogs with spicy mustard and sauerkraut. I am very traditional in this area of gastronomic exploration.

There is no street fare more tried and true than a Dirty Water Dog. My favorites are the Sabrett Hot Dogs sold from countless aluminum carts on the bustling streets of New York City. Their long and skinny shape make them the perfect candidate for a 10 am three spot. IBC Black Cherry Soda is the perfect Guiltorious chaser.

I speak from years of experience. I worked on Exchange Place near Wall Street and three dogs with kraut were a morning ritual. Dining al Fresco in front of the old Citibank Building was a bonafide Guilty Pleasure. The incredible smell of roasted chestnuts wafting in the city's winter air as I shivered in the streets of Lower Manhttan waiting for my third hot dog to be snugly rolled in a paper napkin like a dubee, is an iconic memory of New York City that I will always cherish.



Dirty Water Dogs are a lifelong Guilty Pleasure.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Kielbasa Heaven



What would make a self proclaimed foodie like myself get up at 5:30 AM on a winter day & drive 115 miles to a coal region town in central Pennsylvania. Kielbasa of course! I mean real kielbasa, made with three generations of love & care. Hand crafted & incredibly delicious. Kowaloneks Kielbasa shop in Shenandoah is just that place. Mark is the third generation master sausage maker who has blended technology with the old world family recipes to develop products that warm the soul. The attention to old world traditions is what makes their products unique, true & wonderful. Whether you choose the fresh, smoked or one of their specialty products you will see why foodies like myself are willing to drive two hours to get a fix! http://www.kielbasy.net/ is a must visit site for true foodies. Having sampled Kielbasa in Port Richmond and Trenton I still am willing to make the drive to Shenandoah for my stash of heavenly meat. It is a true joy to have so many smiling faces willing to assist you and answer any questions as well as the finishing touch of them bringing your order to the car. As a side note note I must applaud the other foodies who so truly appreciate my passion. The man next to me in line just drove three hours from Baltimore.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Food as an Aphrodisiac..Part I... The Many Foods of Fun.

Winter is the perfect season to explore and enjoy the many purported Aphrodisiac properties of food. Since the crown of creation, seduction, intimacy and passion have been cultivated and enhanced by a broad spectrum of gastronomic delights consumed before a roaring fire.

People are just as adventurous in love as they are with aphrodisiacs. From Istanbul to Sydney, Romeo creates recipes to woo and wow Juliet while heightening his own sexual satisfaction.


Although the reasons for physical attraction and sexual desire are almost as much a mystery today as they were in ancient times, we do know that the genesis of sexual desire begins in the brain - in the hypothalamus, which also governs our appetites for food and drink.

The vast oceans cover much of the planet and are the home so many forms of life. Therefore it's no surprise that most sea creatures have the elements to form an aphrodisiac. All shellfish, the strongest aphrodisiacs, contain phosphorus, calcium, iodine, iron, vitamin B and glyco­phosphates, basic essentials for an aphrodisiac. All oily fish, such as salmon, tuna, shark, eel, herring, mackerel and sardines, and many forms of white fish, including sole and turbot, contain phosphorus, calcium and vitamins A, B and D, important elements in a variety of aphrodisiac treats.

Oysters have always been highly prized for their delicate flavour and there is much debate as to whether the native (also known as flat) oyster or the gigas (also known as Pacific or rock oyster) is superior. Traditionalists choose the native, but increasingly more people are recognizing and enjoying the gigas, not least for its juicy, plump texture.

Some oysters repeatedly change their sex from male to female and back, giving rise to claims that the oyster lets one experience the the masculine and feminine sides of love.

From a Guilty Pleasures perspective, there's nothing more daringly decadent than enjoying a catered Raw Bar au Natural.

Sensual foods do not have to be the most expensive items at the store. My father loved to eat Radishes. It was one of his favorite Guilty Pleasures. Years later I learned that a Radish is considered a divine aphrodisiac by Egyptian Pharaohs, most likely because its spicy taste stimulated the palate. Apparently, Dad had it all going on.

We have explored the mystical power of Truffles many times before at the Guilty Pleasures Club. They are considered a powerful aphrodisiac due to its rarity and musky aroma. They have long been considered to arouse the palate and the body. To sustain his masulinity, an ancient lover in lore was said to have gorged himself to death on Alba truffles during the wedding feast.

In the last 50 years, aphrodisiac food has been changing radically, along with our attitudes towards love and how to perform. Gone is the belief that men need rare steaks both to arouse desire and to keep up their stamina. Instead, Europeans turn to more subtle meats, although they are not necessarily to be found in the super­markets.

Bunderfleisch, for example, made in the Swiss mountains with a secret formula using mountain herbs and white wine, creates surprisingly sudden strength, and pastrami can do the same. Parma ham, delicious with green figs, is also good for providing instant energy. Lachsschinken (called Filet de Saxe in France) with Roquefort cheese was often eaten by Casanova before his famous conquests.

Vegetarians should also take heart. Peas, broad beans, radishes, artichokes, lettuce, leeks and onions are all confirmed as having aphrodisiacal properties. The Greeks noticed that onions “dim the eyes and excite amatory propensities” but also that even the onion “will do you no good if you have no strength yourself.”

Asparagus, an aristocrat among vegetables, still grows in its wild form along the sandy coasts of France, in Greece and profusely on the Russian Steppes. Witte goud (white gold), the seasonal asparagus of Brabant and Limburg - sturdy white shoots towering above their foreign cousins - has become the favourite Dutch treat.

Three courses of asparagus were always served to 19th century bridegrooms due to its reputed aphrodisiacal powers. “Asparagus seems to work magic on the Dutch taste buds,” says Joop van Zantvort, owner of Auberge de Koets in ‘s-Hertogenbosh, where a new asparagus menu is offered daily in season (May and June).

Other foods with sensual overtones...

Caviar: is high in zinc, which stimulates the formation of testosterone, maintaining male functionality.

Champagne: viewed as the "drink of love," moderate quantities lower inhibitions and cause a warm glow in the body.

Chocolate: contains both a sedative which relaxes and lowers inhibitions and a stimulant to increase activity and the desire for physical contact. It was actually banned from some monasteries centuries ago.

Fruit delights the senses in many ways. Figs, like oysters, need nothing but their own inimitable qualities. Figs were celebrated by ancient Greeks in a frenzied copulational ritual. The pale golden quince was said to be the original apple which lured Eve, while the serpent that tempted Eve hid in a bunch of bananas. Eve may have been the first person on the planet to enjoy life's Guilty Pleasures.

The fabled Banana has long been considered an aphrodisiac. Not only due to its' elongated shape, but also its' creamy, lush texture. Some research studies show its' enzyme bromelain enhances male performance. Banana blossom also appears in Filipino recipes as an aphrodisiac.

Berries and melons are agents of erotic seduction. From long stemmed Chocolate-dipped Strawberries to Crenshaw melons, moist and sweet is the perfect snack between the sheets.

Good sex needs plenty of energy. Raw food processes far more minerals and vitamins than cooked food. For a better sex life, eat plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables, and drink ginseng tea. Al fresco food - a watermelon on a hot day or piping hot soup washed down with malt whisky in the depths of winter - make an equally memorable and appropriate meal.

Great sex needs plenty of pampering. Just ask any Skinny Chick, she will set the record straight. Spoiling yourself and lover should take many creative forms. From the candles to a Tantric massage to creme brulee infused strawberries, there's a party going on and I am Guilty as Charged.

Many thanks to About.com and the London Food Festival for their contributions to this posting.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Goggles and giggles...

One my favorite guilty pleasures is snow skiing with my family. The laughter is contagious and the company sublime. According to the calendar, winter is almost here. While the temperature may indicate otherwise, ski season is fast approaching and the slopes are beckoning.

Fortunately for me, stocky people make excellent skiers. Must be that low center of gravity.

After skiing six or seven runs down the mountain it's time to have a hearty lunch at the ski lodge. Over the past few years, the food quality at most ski resorts has dramatically improved. Maybe it's the popularity of the TV Food Network or maybe it's through the grassroots effort of lifestyle blogs like the Guilty Pleasures Club. Living a legendary life and challenging yourself on the slopes is a Guiltorious tradition. Now, not only can you ski deep in powder at Snow Basin, but you can also enjoy a gourmet luncheon of Blackened Prime Rib, Chestnut dressing and sauteed Brussel Sprouts in browned butter.

I love an action-packed family day of skiing out west and it's the perfect way to celebrate the holidays. Of course, you get extra Guilty points for combining goggles and giggles. Remember to wear a helmet while laughing.