I feel for Barry Bonds. Not because he is scorned and ridiculed as Cheat who put greed above integrity. His use of Steroids and HGH tarnished is statistics, reputation and legacy And rightfully so, but that's not it.
It's the size of his ginormous head that I can relate to. I have never taken a steroid or HGH. I barely take aspirin, Yet my melon is huge. OMG! It's almost planetary. As I mature, my head size increases. It's not something I obsess about, but it does adversely effect one area of my legendary life. Hats and Caps barely fit on my head. And when do, they make me look even heavier.
Sometimes
Guilty's feeling dapper and I want to wear a Bowler. Not happening! I would look ridiculous. As you tell, I love wearing a real Baseball Cap. Not the ones with the adjustable tag in the back. I want an Old School cap that's fits perfectly on my
Guilty Noggin. My cap size at now at least an eight.
Besides Barry Bonds, only King Kong, a Kodiak Bear, Haystacks Calhoun, NFL football players and myself have this cranial challenge.
Fortunately, chef hat's are adjustable and I look quite dashing in my Provence Catering Chef's coat.
