Who goes with who and why?

People watching is always an interesting Guilty Pleasure. Regardless of the location, marveling at humanity is always a great way pass time.  One of keys to surviving a long layover at the airport is the parade of travelers trudging through the terminals. Looking to lose a pound or twenty, scrutinizing the overflow crow at LAX is the perfect way to lose your appetite.

Guilty has been known to visit lunchtime buffet.  I especially love Asian food.  However, nothing is more entertaining and frightening than people watching at an all you can eat Chinese Buffet.  OMG!!! The portion sizes, the languages, the crying kids, the fashion choices, the clueless waitresses and the oddball couples. Who goes with who and why is always a eternal mystery.

Who are these people? Where did they come from? Some people can eat all day! Are they moving in? Am I moving out?  Some couples dress for summer in January.  Do they dress for Winter in August? There are too many questions to ask and too many answers to consider.

The one irrefutable answer is that they're checking out Guilty and his portion sizes as well.  In that way, they're just like Thin Mint.