Have you ever eaten a bowl of cereal at 3 o'clock in the morning? Have you ever traveled many miles to get your favorite milkshake? Have you ever ordered cookies from a small bakery half way across the world? Have you ever driven an hour and a half to get your favorite chinese food? Have you ever bought an extra fridge to store the most delicious homemade baklava in order to have it when the craving strikes? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are in the club.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Great events for the Opulent-minded
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Hallelujah...The guilt-ridden goodies have arrived.
Three weeks ago we featured the fantastic four hot fudges from Herrell's Ice Cream Shop of Northampton, MA. Before we could really sample their guiltiness, we needed to procure some decadent ice cream for this important tasting. The brain trust at Herrel's rose to the challenge and shipped us an eight pint selection of their finest ice creams. Is this a great job or what? Tomorrow afternoon we are having a company wide ice cream social. We let you know our favorites and who asked for seconds. Yes, I will be guilty as charged.
Four weeks ago we mentioned the low-sodium Cajun seasonings of Southern Barbecue. We enjoyed their incredible dry rub on bar-be-que chicken while tailgating at the Phillies. Their authentic Southern seasoning was delicious, but gone from our memory all too quickly. Mercifully, our guilty taste buds received a reprieve from the Governor as a case of their new product line of flavored basting oils, Grill-N-Que sauce and dry rubs arrived at Provence. On Friday afternoon we will be having a rib revival complete with a sermon on the joys of guiltiness as we sample three different versions of Danish baby backs.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Guilt is good.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The French side of course
Monday, July 27, 2009
Never too old for...
Chilling out with great friends leads to Chinatown Guilt
While the food from Provence Catering and top-shelf spirits were awesome, spending the day with some of our favorite clients was really remarkable. There is no better moment of professional satisfaction than savoring a job well done under sweltering conditions .
To help celebrate our peerless event execution we ventured to Chinatown after the game. Our favorite Vietnamese Thai Restaurant was closed for rennovations and we wrestled with making an intelligent decision on the fly where to eat. I am sure you have faced a similiar dining dilemma with so many Asian cuisines to sample and so little inside information. After feveriously scoping out the situtation, the Rising Tide Chinese Restaurant on the corner of 10th and Race Streets was an excellent alternative. They are rated one of the top 100 Chinese Retaurants in the country and we quickly found out why.
While this is not a place for tourists(locals only), the food and the service were superb. The Hot and Sour soup was some of the best ever with a rich flavor. We particularly enjoyed the barbecued eel and the Peking duck. Being Guilty in Chinatown with great friends was mealtime masterpiece.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
luckiest man alive
My favorite guilty pleasure is loving Thin Mint just right. While the summer is in full bloom, we remember the power of the Canyons. This recently discovered photo reveals there is no greater pleasure than skiing with your best friend as you both seize the day. Of course skiing in Utah is the perfect setting for many more guilty pleasures. It's always rejuvenating to daydream of skiing in Park City while languishing in the white-hot catering heat of July. Just remember, it's only seven months to the slopes.
Thank you Jeffrey for the photo and the cool thoughts.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The Skinny Chick Conspiracy
For Sci-Fi enthusiasts it’s all about Area 51 in the Nevada desert. You, Mulder and Scully absolutely know the federal government is hiding secrets in the desert far beyond the flickering lights of Las Vegas.
For bigger guys married to slender women there’s a portion control plot that must be exposed, the Skinny Chick Conspiracy. I have to live through this nightmarish scenario everyday. Imagine this, no matter where we go to eat and no matter what we order; Thin Mint’s meal is always larger and for some troubling reason, much tastier than mine. For example, on the rare occasion where we both order the same entrée like linguine and clam sauce, Thin Mint gets more pasta and extra littlenecks! We both order different omelets for breakfast and her eggs are fluffier, there’s an extra piece or two of crisp bacon and she gets more home fries, but of course. We each order Veal Parmesan and she receives the biggest piece of tender veal ever. There is not a dinner plate in the city big enough to hold her bubbling entrée. Whereas I get the alternative meal plan option where the veal, tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese are radically rationed like gasoline during wartime.
I have spent years trying to unravel the truth about this mind boggling mystery. Do larger men not deserve the excitement of eyeing an overflowing plate of fried calamari just for them? How is it possible that the seafood restaurant in Ipswich MA, the Italian Restaurant in South Philadelphia, the Soul Food restaurant in Saratoga and the Steak House in Phoenix all give Thin Mint a larger dinner portion? After careful thought and extensive research, I have reached an indisputable conclusion.
There must be a secret society that looks out for slender women. I have no proof, but I suspect these low body mass individuals use secret hand signals to communicate in a language that only the trim can translate. If you go back through television and movie history, I have no doubt you will find a very suspicious pattern of mealtime favoritism. Just consider the facts; did Ralph Kramden ever get more food than Alice? I think not! Did Fred Flintstone ever get a bigger Brontosaurus burger than Wilma? Never! Did the portly Mr. C on Happy Days ever get more pot roast than Mrs.C? Not happening! For Pete’s sake, did John Candy even get a nosh in Uncle Buck? Don’t even get me started on Bluto and Olive Oyl. This is a cruel, cruel conspiracy.
I will continue to explore this great epicurean injustice while at dinner, lunch, breakfast or an ice cream parlor. The truth must be told. You can rely on Guilty to count fries not calories.
Blame it on the Beatles
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Guilty's Fried Pleasures
There is no better guilty pleasure in the world than fried foods. Just consider this legendary starting lineup:
Southern Fried Chicken: It's just a four hour drive north to nirvana, Hatties Restaurant in Saratoga Springs NY. Not sure which is more impressive, the amazing fried chicken or the highly-acclaimed Chef/Owner, Jasper Alexander. Chef Jasper beat bully boy blowhard. Bobby Flay in a fried chicken "Throw Down" and that scores big points with me on any level.
Fried clams: They alone worth the trip to the Clam Box in Ipswich, Ma. Most of the seafood is caught locally. Make sure you try the Fried Scallops. Their three way combo is up for Guilty Sainthood.
Fried oysters: Simply"Po Boy Heaven" on the Bayou and Casamento's Restaurant in Nawlins makes an Oyster sandwich that is second to none.
We did even touch on two of my crispy favorites, fried onion ring loaves and boardwalk fries. These incredible side dishes will be featured on upcoming posts.
Meanwhile, please pass the Truffle Salt and some more napkins. It's time for some serious Guilt.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Guilt Tea
Monday, July 20, 2009
And the nominee for best Guilty side dish is....
It's easy for stars of your summer picnic to bask in the spotlight, but it's the supporting cast that really makes an outdoor dining experience unforgettable. Creative side dishes by Provence Catering are the key to any successful summertime barbecue bash and this past weekend we enjoyed some of the best. Chef Greg, a guilty club connoisseur, was exceptional as usual. His Texas style cole slaw, Pommeray Potato Salad and top secret macaroni salad were perfectly seasoned and just amazing. It's always a moment of guilty goodness when the cole slaw and the barbecue sauce come together for a delicious duet in your mouth. That guilty pleasure performance is a real showstopper.
Friday, July 17, 2009
The Twilight Chill
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
International Food Warehouse....Global dining in your kitchen
Cooking authentic and delicious international meals at home is not just for self-acclaimed "Foodies" anymore. Dining globally is almost as Main Street as cooking burgers. To be a successful international chef in residence, your residence of course, you need the right ingredients. Shopping at your local supermarket is a recipe for disappointment. You need to visit the golden palace of global gastronomic glory, the International Food Warehouse in Lodi, NJ.
A Famous Brunch
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday's brunch was a real Jem
One thing we really love about Jem is the culinary skill of their short order cooks. They are very talented and quite accommodating. So if you want a special order for any meal, they have you covered. Maybe you would like some extra crispy bacon with your stuffed French toast special, you can count on your strips being crispilicious. Or if you want Eggs Benedict just like the pricey breakfast you had at the Plaza last month, Jem’s staff is more than up to the challenge, just without the premium.
Most importantly, Jem’s Restaurant is very well-staffed and waiting long for a table or your food is never a problem. I know you love great service. So do we. Being spoiled by people you respect and value is always a great Guilty Pleasure.
Longing for Lodi and visiting Vitamia's
But sometimes Guilty is longing for his Jersey roots and a two hour road trip up the NJ Turnpike to Lodi and the mecca of specialty savory Italian breads, Vitamia & Sons is an absolute must.
This epicurean excursion must be a well-timed and exceptionally executed mission. That's because Guilty’s goal and yours too, is to arrive at Vitamia's exactly at 8:15 am when their world famous sausage breads come out of the brick ovens piping hot and smelling like pork heaven. Seasoned with fresh Italian spices and oozing with a blend of old world cheeses, their incredible savory baked goods are well worth the drive. Do not be late because the lines form early.
Most importantly, you should plan on buying a few extra loaves because some of the stuffed savory breads will not make it home. I am guilty of sampling and savoring while driving. You will be be too!
WINE DINNERS
Third Course
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Cheese Whiz & South Philly
I feel relieved to confess this Guilty pleasure! I took a moment as I finished that cheesey, rich, perfect creation to admire the pictures of those famous celeberties that have enjoyed these creations too. So many of them are now gone but live on in Geno's Wall of Fame.
Friday, July 10, 2009
"Hot Fudge, Hot Fudge.......Get your molten hot Hot Fudge here!"
We met these hot fudge honchos at the Fancy Food Show and their products, including a line of gourmet ice creams, are outstanding.
On Monday our team of tasters will be trying Pepperment Hot Fudge, Orange Hot Fudge and Almond Hot Fudge. Pass the chantilly whipped cream and may I have a bigger spoon please? Guilty on!!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Breakfast at Tiffany's.....Guilty Style
Over the next several weeks the GPC staff will be visiting restaurants throughout the Delaware Valley to enjoy one of our greatest guilty pleasures, brunch, especially dining al fresco. We encourage everyone to suggest local eateries that we should visit for breakfast or brunch.
Back to Audrey, our favorite line from Breakfast at Tiffany's is “Let me tell you something, Mister. If I had her money, I'd be richer than she is." It's nice to have goals, guilty or not.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Saying Dilly, Schmilly is oh so silly...
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
DQ diaries
Monday, July 6, 2009
Summertime tailgating
Nowhere is that attitude adjustment more apparent than in the parking lots around Citizen’s Bank Park where the summertime tailgating is now all the rage. While the Eagles fans still rule the parking lot, the Phillies fans have created a jubilant atmosphere that is filled with many, many guilty pleasures.
The Guilty Pleasure Club was out in full force this weekend. Our ballpark menu was:
Maple and Praline syrup-soaked barbecued shrimp
Baby back ribs marinated in a secret dry rub and basted with Bone Sucking Sauce The key is the sauce. More on this North Carolina secret sauce in the coming weeks.
Cajun Barbeque Chicken featuring Cajun grilling sauce from Southern Barbecue
Rocco's Macaroni Salad with fresh mozzarella
Tri-color potato salad with double smoked bacon
Field Greens Salad with Jersey tomatoes, fresh mango and Chevre cheese.
Assorted Minigiardis including petite cappuccino creme brulee, pear and hazelnut tartlettes, blueberry and white chocolate crumb bars and tiramisu.
Summertime tailgating is here to stay and we are ready savor every moment. Please let us know your tailgating guilty pleasures.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Summer Barbecue Heaven......German Style
And we certainly know how to eat extremely well, especially when it comes to summertime barbecues. The first step in planning an exceptional barbecue bash is finding great meats. Without exception, the meat must be all natural. They also have to be properly seasoned and slowly smoked. And of course, they have to be German. Fortunately in the state of Pennsylvania we have a German Butcher or two available. Our favorite butcher is Illg Meats in Chalfont, PA and owner, Ernie Illg is a local legend. Since 1958 the finest chefs from around the world have come to Illg’s to learn their secrets and worship at the alter of double smoked bacon. From Tim to Ed to their entire staff, everyone is knowledge, friendly and patient with first timers and long timers as they sort, sample and select from an assortment of homemade German delicacies. They are all fantastic and making a decision is never easy.
To help ease the selection process, Illg Meats has many different sampler packages available. My summer barbecue heaven begins with their $59.99 Sausage Sampler. It’s symphony of twelve, yes twelve, different remarkable sausages. They are Bockwurst(veal bratwurst), Knockwurst, German Wieners, Landjaegers(also known as German hunter’s sausage),Krakuer(smoked beef sausage, Nurnberger(pork bratwurst), Kabanosy(mild German Kielbasa) and finally, the best and I mean the best anywhere, Polish Kielbasa. Add in a little double smoked bacon for your German potato salad and you are now officially a glutton for guilty pleasures.
Tonight we are tailgating at the Phillies game and our menu will feature grilled maple and praline syrup-soaked shrimp kabobs with doubled smoked bacon and golden pineapple. We will share more of the menu and other guilty pleasures on Monday.
Happy Birthday America.
Childhood Summer Memories
Jim Cohn, Publisher of Mid-Atlantic Events Magazine www.eventsmagazine.com recently comment on his early Philadelphia memories "Every childhood has coming of age memories that last a lifetime. Some of my favorite recollections were of eating foil-wrapped cheese steaks outside of Connie Mack Stadium with my dad and discussing the ..."
Tell us your favorite childhood food memories! I so fondly remember the summer parties in our yard playing horseshoes, learning to drink Rolling Rock Ponies & eating fresh sausages & grilled meats accompanied by my fathers homemade bean soup cooked over an open fire with lots of added beer. People came from all over my those BBQ's.
Have A Happy & Safe Fourth of July.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
4th of July memories and root beer recollections
But perhaps my favorite childhood memory was learning how to drink beer like a man on the 4th of July. Not Schlitz or Ortleibs beer, but root beer. And not just any ordinary root beer, but Stewart’s Root Beer. This creamy concoction was delivered in frosty mugs in an orange oasis of drive-in waitresses, Firebirds and car side service. After an afternoon of mowing the lawn and doing countless chores, nothing was more enjoyable than gulping an icy cold one at the counter. That’s because, as you know, they do not offer window service to sting ray bicycles.
You can still get a frosty mug of the world’s best carbonated refreshment throughout New Jersey. I now take my brew with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and two kids in tow. “Three straws please.” Sharing a root beer is like sharing memories. They last a lifetime.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
DAVID RIO CHAI!
Fudge Kitchen/Cape May!
A vote from a reader!
Fudge Kitchen in
No really, I just like the Bogle Brother’s product more.
Regards,
Almarita Galeone
Guilty, Guilty, Guilty....The pleasures were plentiful and the experience mostly sublime
We met countless people and tasted hundred’s of products. Some of the food was incredible and some of them really missed the mark. You do not know cheeses until you are lost in the Italian aisle and have to eat yourself out of the mayhem one fresh mozzarella ball and yellow sun-dried tomato at a time. They were truly outstanding.
Conversely, you do not know rudeness until you try and take of photo of Candy Buttons without clearing it with the White House first. Apparently Candy Buttons, while being a bonafied guilty pleasure, are top secret and we were a threat. Who knew their outdated and tasteless product was crucial to national security?
Over the coming months we will be introducing you to different products that we enjoyed or appreciated for various reasons. Our chefs will use many of these specialty products in our test kitchen. From time to time GPC members will be invited in for tastings and we will also post recipes on GPC for everyone to enjoy.
We are working on stories for the 4th of July and will report more on our Fancy Food Favorites next week. We love to reflect on guilty pleasure road trips.