It's a bitter pill to swallow and Guilty Geniuses everywhere need relief. I am sure you can relate.
For everyone looking for rummage through my worn wallet, the Big Boss is not changing credit card processing. Guilty is not buying a copier or the IT services that follow. Guilty is not advancing you money to purchase cigarettes. Guilty is not giving you a small loan to play Fantasy Football. And no, you cannot bring your probation officer to work. The Stupid Window is now closed.
Like the Librarian at Ben Franklin Elementary School constantly preached, QUIET PLEASE. Uncle Sam, Mrs. Bush and Guilty thank you for cooperating.