8 am. Sound the trumpets. Print the flyers. And capture the flag. This is the day.
8:30 am. My Guilty Meter is starting it's Siren call. Damn. I am in deep trouble. My will power is starting to crumble. And then it happens.
9:00 am. The Southern biscuits have arrived. Tall and buttery.
Like the Battle of Chancellorville, the struggle is lost. At least temporarily.
Rally round the flag. I feel a comeback in the making or a second biscuit with jam.